Nicki Minaj, by the looks of this picture, your dick is bigger than mine. That really shouldn't be.
Maybe, I'm being too hard on some of these "musicians"...I can't believe I just called either one of these ripped condom leaks that word. I need my ass whooped. First of all, let's get back to Soldier Boy's ass. We're going to do what's called a compliment sandwich. It's where I say something nice, give you some constructive criticism, and then it with something else nice. Ok...Something nice...Ummm...I like your edge. It's really tight. Now, the constructive criticism...Who told you that you could rap? Better yet, where do they live? Cause I got some free time on my hands and I haven't punched anybody in the kidneys yet today. Oh, and by the way, the first rule of having 'Pretty Boy Swag' is to be an actual Pretty Boy. You keep going against all the rules. I know it sounds like I'm hating, and you're probably right, but my sweet, black newborn baby Jesus, you are a waste of skin. If you were an athlete, I'd cut you or send you back to triple A so you could hone your skills for a few Summers..and by a "few" I mean, forever. Oh yeah, something nice...Ummm..I like the way you took a white out pen to your knock off Louie Vatton's. That's real skill, my friend. You're going places...Okay, so that was a partial compliment laced with a criticism. You don't like it? Tough titty...
First of all, I've said it before,and I'll say it again, I'm like 94% sure that Nicki has Tourette's Syndrome. You ever listen to her rap? Here's a direct quote and lyric from a song that's playing on the radio right now entitled "Bottoms Up" w/ Trey Songz:
"We give alot of money to the babies out in Haiti
Yellin all around the world
Do you hear me
Do you like my body and a Nicki
Rest in peace to Ana Nicole Smith
Yes my dear your so explosive
Say hi to Mary Mary and Joseph
Now bottoms up and double my doses"
I'm sorry...What?! Giving money to the babies in Haiti one minute and R.I.P. Ana Nicole Smith the next?
That's what's hot in the streets right now, Nicki? That's what's really hood? You have got to be shitting me. Don't get me wrong...You hear this shit 40...50 times and you'll find yourself tappin your foot. It's inevitable. Doesn't make it right..or music for that matter, but it's catchy. I talk all the shit in the world, but it's catchy...But is that what we've come down to? A society that will buy and support anything as long as the beat is hot?
Honestly, I blame one man for ALL of this.
Fake ass Barack Obama.
Light skinned ain't coming back. Sorry. You should have bought your stock in Boris Kodji a little bit earlier. Cause you can't bring it back by yourself. You keep tryin and I'll go bail Wesley Snipes out of jail and we'll make another 'Blade' movie in this bitch.
All jokes aside, what happened to the real musicians? The ones you couldn't wait to hear on the radio or the ones you begged your mom or your dad or your grandmother or anybody with money really, to buy their TAPE??